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 <title>Everypony's Mama (draggle)'s status on Wednesday, 25-May-11 06:28:20 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Everypony's Mama (draggle)</author_name>
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 <html>A score ago, the revolution was won in our favor.  Now we are engaged in a great civil war.  (I'm the Union, right?  I win this, too, right?)  @&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/77&quot; class=&quot;url&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;magicrussia&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I slapped my sister in public tonight.  People are telling me she deserved it, but damn if she doesn't do a good job making me look retarded.</html>
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