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 <title>Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 19-Apr-12 17:20:10 UTC</title>
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 <html>So I had a dream that I was back with an ex-gf and we were sharing an apartment with a friend of mine's mom. At some point, I was video chatting with @&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/76&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Jack&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;thelastgherkin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; and he had a full beard which was pale blonde except for the moustache and sideburns (which were black) (and he also looked a lot like Brian Posehn). Then I went to take a shower, but the bathroom was in the microwave, and the friend's mom was on the phone talking about her mom, but she was totally describing my great-grandma. And before I could take a shower (in the microwave, remember?) I ended up making nachos instead. What does it all mean!? D:</html>
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