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 <title>Steve D. (delc17)'s status on Tuesday, 31-May-11 01:42:27 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Steve D. (delc17)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/870&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;jaden stock&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;fluttershy321&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; My parents told me that for their cookout today, there were going to be 5 different kinds of sausages and that it was gonna be a sausage fest.  The internet made me almost injure himself to keep from laughing.  I told her I really had to go and exploded with laughter afterwards, then called her back and finished.  I did not tell her about why i hung up though</html>
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