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 <title>Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Wednesday, 23-May-12 23:50:34 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Bit Shift (bitshift)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/6766&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Toksyuryel&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;toksyuryel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; To respond on his own level: Ted Dziuba is cancer. &amp;quot;Hey, they say this thing scales pretty well, but look, if I make it do a long-running computation without putting it in a callback as any non-braindead Node coder would, it goes slow. Therefore it's terrible.&amp;quot;</html>
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