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 <title>Caim (car)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-12 14:41:00 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Caim (car)</author_name>
 <author_url>http://rainbowdash.net/car</author_url>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/7517&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Sindre&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;derpyshy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; So there I was, sitting there after a raging party. I noticed something shining out of the corner of my eye and I spot it: Long Bong Silver. Now I haven't cleaned that thing in a very long time so it was all nasty. But I was feeling adventurous, so I did it. Took the bong water and chugged it. Then, I became Bong Water- well first I became totally wasted, Then I became BONG WATER DUDE MAN GUY!</html>
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