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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 10:50:06 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>Oh, I was going to mention part of my dream here.  I was playing as Naked Snake and sneaking through the jungle.  Then Otacon(?) rang me and said that they'd increased the amount of soldier on patrol so I had to hurry to the swamp and grab the crocodile suit.  Then I grabbed it and I was like &amp;quot;Otacon, this is a duck suit!&amp;quot;  And so then I was a duck.  Otacon told me to press X to jump and flap around.  I decided to fly over a river with my duck wings, but I fell in and it turned out to be a waterfall.  Moral of the story: Otacon is terrible.</html>
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