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 <title>Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jul-12 23:35:14 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)</author_name>
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 <html>I didn't have my first connection to the internet until I was 13, and my parents didn't trust me to use it to talk /back/ until I was 15, and the average users thought I was young and stupid /then/.  Now my brother and his 10 year old friends are spamming back and forth incomprhensibly all day long and facebook, and I am the &amp;quot;average user&amp;quot; who thinks /he/ is retarded. Should the pattern continue, my brother will be looking at a fetus posting to twitter via an implanted cellphone and telling him that he's retarded.</html>
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