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 <title>Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jul-12 03:01:31 UTC</title>
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 <html>Mother: Hi, I see you have a Promo for a $32/m internet deal. Seller: Yep! M: Okay so I will take that then! S: Okay! So the total will come to $110/m on a 3 year term. M: Wait, but it says here that it's $32/m S: Ah yes, that is because it is a bundle so you get $5 off. M: . . . Wat? S: Oh your sat tv should arrive soon. M: Nevermind, cancel this, I dont want this anymore. S: Hehe, nope your on contract! M: But I didnt sign anyth- S: Have a wonderful day! *click* M: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU</html>
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