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 <title>Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jun-11 18:42:41 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/183&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Carlis Moore&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;retl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I was kinda joking, of course, but yeah, if you do the helium thing, you should definitely sand your ceiling or weigh them balloons down. But it probably would be cheaper to just blow up balloons by mouth. Or with water. Cause if you have access to a swimming pool, fill them with water and put them under. They take on a jelly-like texture that way. Don't expect to salvage them, though.</html>
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