1.0 link Rainbow Dash Network http://rainbowdash.net/ A Big Pony (bigpony) http://rainbowdash.net/bigpony http://rainbowdash.net/notice/1788271 @<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/4320" class="url" title="Nerthos Nyaa"><span class="fn nickname">nerthos</span></a></span> opens on @scribus in a crap cadilac. He's the only one on the new freeway as it hasn't officially been opened yet. He eventually gets pulled off the thing by a giant magnet and as soon as he's off, they open it officially. Him and a bunch of street racers battle it out for who gets on the freeway first (spoilers:he loses) and the car transforms into a mercedes. Once on though, he spins around and drives backwards. After a minute, he spins back around and ends up hitting a tollboth continuously as sad music plays. His right door falls off and he falls out before he can drive away revealing that he was DJ Pauly D the whole time. The tollboth guy then hesitantly steals the now trashy car and does a 180, screaming in slow motion as the body gets run over by thousands of cars. Ending: cut to news broadcaster saying &quot;a lot of gangsters died in the incident as well, but no one cares about them.&quot;