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 <title>mr. no (punctuation)'s status on Friday, 07-Sep-12 02:14:15 UTC</title>
 <author_name>mr. no (punctuation)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/15506&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Darren Nipper&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;iluvzfluttershy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; K, so like I hate gym today and we had to do, like, PHYSICAL ACTIVITY! But we had to do like this weird thing were we do a bunch of different workouts really fast without a break at all and it lasts for like 5 minutes and it's really tiring and I had a jalapeño bagel today that melted my insides so my lungs felt like a smoker's and it hurt and then I did it and I was like, &amp;quot;HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.&amp;quot; But then in the change room I heard a cling and my jew-sense told me that money was to be stolen so I found a toonie and I stole it and no one noticed and I was like, &amp;quot;YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!&amp;quot;</html>
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