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 <title>(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx)'s status on Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:46:01 UTC</title>
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 <html>I read a lot of Stephen King books, but the only part I don't like is when I'm all like, &amp;quot;Man, this is suspenseful and interesting.&amp;quot; and then Stephen King is all like, &amp;quot;Alien Sex.&amp;quot; And I'm like, &amp;quot;Whoa, Stephen King, hold up.&amp;quot; And he's like, &amp;quot;Nah, bro. Alien Sex.&amp;quot; Moral of the story is that you should read the first 100-200 pages of Stephen King books, and then the last 100-200 pages.</html>
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