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 <title>madington flavors (madflavors)'s status on Monday, 08-Oct-12 23:44:03 UTC</title>
 <author_name>madington flavors (madflavors)</author_name>
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 <html>Now kids, today I'm here to tell you the story of a homeless man who tried to sell me his pants for a box of Ritz crackers. Only instead of him selling them to me he took the crackers out of my bag and put the pants in them and called it a fair trade. Let it now be known that 1 box of Ritz = 1 pair of pants.</html>
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