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 <title>Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Thursday, 11-Oct-12 21:53:14 UTC</title>
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 <html>So you mean, like, what would it be like if I was an ugly dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over? I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. More of a &amp;quot;I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool&amp;quot; kind of cool. Or the kind of cool where I'm always walking around with a plastic grocery bag full of mysterious unknown contents. Maybe it's cold pizza. Maybe it's rotten vegetables. Or maybe it's the shattered pieces of my former life.</html>
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