<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<oembed>
 <version>1.0</version>
 <type>link</type>
 <provider_name>Rainbow Dash Network</provider_name>
 <provider_url>http://rainbowdash.net/</provider_url>
 <title>Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:20:56 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)</author_name>
 <author_url>http://rainbowdash.net/princelypublictimeline</author_url>
 <url>http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2001064</url>
 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/17847&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Matt&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;zeldatra&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; lol not quite. Pinkie Pie isn't serious enough about anything and would ruin any intimate moment early on to prevent a long term relationship. Fluttershy, if she was real, would be totally unattractive with her personality because she is such a pushover. If she ended up dating, she'd end up with an abusive drunk. Twilight's OCD and self-absorbed quest for knowledge would scare off everyone. Rainbow Dash would scare off would-be suitors cuz guys would think she's gay and lesbians would think she's straight. Applejack, on the other hand, has nothing wrong I can think of. Oh yeah and Rarity's expectations of what a guy is supposed to be are outrageous.</html>
</oembed>
