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 <title>Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Oct-12 12:36:45 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/7836&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Jordan Meinzer&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;jojoax&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; It separates and destroys the printer internals in a mess of hot plastic. Later, you get the bill. I watched some idiot do this with a school printer. He was trying to fake holographic pokemon cards.

 I told him what was going to happen, and he told me &amp;quot;Shut the **** up, nobody cares what you think&amp;quot;. Which is funny because the IT department were very interested in what I thought.</html>
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