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 <title>derp (jojoax)'s status on Sunday, 21-Oct-12 06:58:00 UTC</title>
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 <html>Want to know the best game ever? I just invented it a while ago. What you will need is a cat and some pistachio shells. The object of the game is to hit the cat (softly) with the pistachio shells. I think i shall name it &amp;quot;Barrage the cat! Pistachios edition.&amp;quot; Pretty soon though I think there is going to be a sequel called &amp;quot;Revenge of the Cat.&amp;quot; O.o</html>
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