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 <title>Erik Banner (communistprime)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 21:39:30 UTC</title>
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 <html>So I work at a deli, and we've got a rack with fried chicken. Some older man walked up and said, &amp;quot;I'd like two breasts and two thighs.&amp;quot; I, of course, responded with, &amp;quot;Sounds like a good time to me!&amp;quot; He didn't get it. :C</html>
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