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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 28-Oct-12 23:42:21 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Matt (zeldatra)</author_name>
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 <html>Zombie Ponies will have to wait! I found something totally WTF worthy. #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/wtfdidijustread&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;wtf-did-I-just-read&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &amp;quot;First Times&amp;quot;, by Lurks-No-More. &amp;quot;As Princess Cadance and Shining Armor leave to spend their wedding night, Twilight Sparkle and her friends get to kick back and relax after a successful wedding. And just as she's getting comfortable, the conversation veers onto the subject of... sex. And before she knows it, Twilight faces the terrifying prospect of having to tell her friends about her first time. A special, magical, enchanted...&amp;quot;</html>
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