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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 02-Nov-12 17:16:06 UTC</title>
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 <html>The hot pink convertible soared down the dusty road, a large cloud of smoke billowing out from its exhaust pipe.  &amp;quot;You should be braking WHY AREN'T YOU BRAKING&amp;quot; shrieked Mocha the okapi from the passenger seat.  Even in the intense and downright dangerous atmosphere, Savannah the giraffe still managed to give her one of her deadpan glares.  &amp;quot;You think I'm not trying that?&amp;quot; she said, but checked herself.  &amp;quot;Someone cut the brakes.  Fairly sure there's a bomb under the hood too,&amp;quot; she continued.  Mocha's eyes managed to widen even wider.  &amp;quot;WHYYYYYYYYYYY&amp;quot; she howled, as her former quiet life reading books in the middle of nowhere flashed before her eyes.  #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/nanowrimo&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;NaNoWriMo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</html>
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