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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 09-Nov-12 21:15:10 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>Beaten and bruised, Savannah limped into the familiar crevice.  She gently lifted her leg to the height of the scanner.  With a  &lt;i&gt;bleep&lt;/i&gt; , her hoofprint was accepted and a small window opened in the rock face in front of her, revealing a retinal scanner.  Soon she was in her familiar lair, with its comforts of home and technology far more advanced than anywhere in Equestria.  Savannah flipped a switch and a large screen mounted to the wall flickered into action, revealing a characteristic silhouetted portait of a unicorn pony.  &amp;quot;Have you lost another one?&amp;quot; she said.  Savannah didn't respond.  &amp;quot;Maybe now you'll drop this infantile obsession with companions and come back from your... extended vacation.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I've been fixing problems, haven't I?!&amp;quot; the giraffe snapped.  &amp;quot;For whose benefit?  Ours, or to enthral impressionable girls?&amp;quot;  Savannah glared at the unicorn, then looked away. #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/nanowrimo&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;NaNoWriMo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</html>
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