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 <title>derp (jojoax)'s status on Saturday, 01-Dec-12 04:02:09 UTC</title>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/10686&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Flare Dancer (Jenna)&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;flaredancer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; lol my dad once super-glued his big toe to the floor. aside from that it works great on cuts and stuff, he had a gash on his head that needed stitches and we were out camping so instead of ruining camping he just put some superglue on it and tied his hair in a knot around it and it healed just fine :D</html>
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