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 <title>RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Monday, 31-Dec-12 05:57:27 UTC</title>
 <author_name>RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)</author_name>
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 <url>http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2208440</url>
 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/148&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Shin Kanzato&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;anarchycarcino&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; No, see, if you want to get paid, you need boobs. And if you're the one who carries the boobs, your partner will be a muscular guy who'll spend a bunch of stages showing his naked, ripped torso. That's how it works. If you want to be the guy with a sexy female partner, you have to forget payment.</html>
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