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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Jan-13 21:28:50 UTC</title>
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 <html>There's a point at the start of every Alice's Adventures in Wonderland adaptation that feels so much like a text adventure.  &amp;quot;&amp;gt;Drink the bottle.  You drink from the bottle and find yourself shrunken to the size of a dormouse.  Now you can fit through that door!  &amp;gt;Go through door.  You can't go through; you left the key on the table!  &amp;gt;Eat cake.  You grow to five times your regular size, banging your head on the ceiling.&amp;quot;  etc. etc.</html>
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