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 <title>Thomas K (zarkanorf)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jun-11 03:41:51 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Thomas K (zarkanorf)</author_name>
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 <html>SO ONE DAY BIGPONYMAC WALKED INTO THE ROOM, AND HE WAS LIKE &amp;quot;HELLO MOON I HAVE RETURNED WITH MY BIG MUSCLE CHEST AND MY SHIRT UNDONE?&amp;quot; AND THEN MOON SAID &amp;quot;OOOOOOH MAC~&amp;quot; AND THEN BIGPONYMAC GRABBED HER AND SAID &amp;quot;LET'S DO IT,&amp;quot; AND THEN WHISPERED INTO HER EAR, &amp;quot;AND I WILL LEAVE MY GUITAR ON.&amp;quot; MEANWHILE, THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY, PEOPLE WERE FAINTING AND TURNING GAY. it was awesome. THE END</html>
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