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 <title>Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 25-Jan-13 23:20:50 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Scribus (scribus)</author_name>
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 <html>So, last night, I had a dream that my grandparents were running a snack bar out of their garage. And this Japanese guy was displeased with his nachos, so he &lt;span class=&quot;spbar&quot; style=&quot;color:#000;background-color:#000;&quot;&gt;seppuku'd himself right in front of my grandparents' place. And I turned to my speechless grandma and said, &amp;quot;I'm surprised he was so good at that. I mean, it's not like he could have practiced before!&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt; #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/nsfw&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;nsfw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; - #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/violence&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;violence&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; and responding #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/snark&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;snark.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</html>
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