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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 09-Feb-13 14:58:41 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Matt (zeldatra)</author_name>
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 <html>F*** babies. That is all. #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/wtfdidijustread&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;wtf-did-i-just-read&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &amp;quot;Pinkie Learns a New Word&amp;quot; is a really hilariously funny fanfiction. It's about Pinkie learning the f-word, and not knowing what it means, begins using it as a substitute for everything. For example, &amp;quot;Fluttershy f***s her animals on a daily basis&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Rainbow Dash wants to f*** Applejack at everything&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;I'm gonna f*** you, Twilight.&amp;quot; What she means is &amp;quot;feed&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;beat&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;hug&amp;quot; respectively, but everyone thinks she's suddenly gone insane.</html>
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