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 <title>Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Feb-13 05:30:51 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)</author_name>
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 <html>I’m alone in a small room, trapped behind a locked door, and unable to use magic. Most of my life is said to be a lie, everyone believes I’m insane, and I’m even starting to doubt my own mental acuity. My friends are just broken shadows of who they were: Applejack works for the ponies who have me locked up, Pinkie Pie is emotionally unstable, I think Fluttershy tried to kill herself, and Rainbow Dash did do her best to kill Applejack! In a few minutes another pony I don’t know is going to come by to feed me pills that do Celestia knows what to me before escorting me to the bathroom like I’m some cross between a criminal and a foal. I’ve passed out twice, broken a mirror with my face, almost broken my nose, hit my head on a tile floor, and accumulated a broad range of other small bruises and aches.
And this is only my first day. Tomorrow, I get to do it all over again! #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/mylife&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;MyLife&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/yolo&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;YOLO&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</html>
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