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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-13 23:34:35 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Matt (zeldatra)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1768&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Lelouch I apples&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;snowcone&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Nuclear war wont happen now, because as @&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1199&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Captain James T. Awesome of The Intergalactic House of Waffles&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;colfax&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; said, Kim Jong-un just wanted to stuff his fat mouth with Twinkies.</html>
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