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 <title>treesy's status on Thursday, 28-Mar-13 16:04:56 UTC</title>
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 <html>#&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/totw&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;totw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &amp;quot;Wait right there, let me get this straight... You brought me here for... SUGAR! Five hours! I just wasted five hours I could have spent doing work vital to the safety of the country!&amp;quot; Twilight gasped for air, glaring daggers at the Anochetus. &amp;quot;The Guards can survive on 3 snacks a day, but without your help we shall not survive the summer&amp;quot; he replied solemnly.  &amp;quot;I brought you here to make a choice. To learn the truth, you must leave this life of comfort behind. If you can do that then eat the red sugar cube.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;and what if I choose the blue one?&amp;quot; Anochetus sighed &amp;quot;Possible side effects include General weakness, confusion, bizarre behavior, excessive sleepiness, coma, shortness of breath, headache, dizziness, and seizures.&amp;quot; Twilight sniffed the blue one &amp;quot;Pity, I do love almonds... Oh well, I'll choose the red one.&amp;quot; Taking a bite, she suddenly felt dizzy and collapsed. waking up she saw a dark blue blur in front of her. &amp;quot;Hello dear Twilight. And welcome to the resistance.&amp;quot;</html>
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