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 <title>John Larson (schwarzen)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-13 22:20:22 UTC</title>
 <author_name>John Larson (schwarzen)</author_name>
 <author_url>http://rainbowdash.net/schwarzen</author_url>
 <url>http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2478937</url>
 <html>RT @&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1768&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Lelouch I bananas&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;snowcone&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; SO ONE DAY WIDGET WALKED INTO THE ROOM, AND HE WAS LIKE &amp;quot;HELLO NERTHOS I HAVE RETURNED WITH MY BIG MUSCLE CHEST AND MY SHIRT UNDONE?&amp;quot; AND THEN NERTHOS SAID &amp;quot;OOOOOOH WIDGET~&amp;quot; AND THEN WIDGET GRABBED HIM AND SAID &amp;quot;LET'S DO IT,&amp;quot; AND THEN WHISPERED INTO HIS EAR, &amp;quot;AND I WILL LEAVE MY 502 ON.&amp;quot; MEANWHILE, THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY, PEOPLE WERE FAINTING AND TURNING GAY. it was awesome. THE END #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/totally&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;totally&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/unique&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;unique&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</html>
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