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 <title>madington flavors (madflavors)'s status on Friday, 03-May-13 21:54:00 UTC</title>
 <author_name>madington flavors (madflavors)</author_name>
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 <html>#&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/totw&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;totw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Twilight: Conspiracy to usurp royalty, through the clever machinations of the mysticism of togetherness. Rarity: insulting degrees of misguided fashion. Applejack: Possession with intention of distributing Cider to minors. Pinkie Pie: Global sweet monopoly/oligopoly. Rainbow Dash: suspected use of Pegasus-enhancment drugs. The Yellow One: Unlawful treatment of animals via hoarding. Sentences to be carried out swiftly and with the utmost justice, So decrees the great and lawful Trixie.</html>
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