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 <title>Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-13 13:08:41 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/2706&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;a boring guy&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;mushi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Let me paint you a picture... Hospital bed... torn up Gluteus Maximus... Lacerated spleen ... and a collapsed lung... It was either watch that or be bored out of my brain so hard it would make learning the multiplication tables from 1 to 100 from 1* to 100* seem like a rolercoaster thrill ride... Which I eventually did but that is not what this story is about. I watched like 70% of everything nickelodeon had on the telly EVER !</html>
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