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 <title>Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 25-May-13 16:33:47 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Scribus (scribus)</author_name>
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 <html>The alarm on my phone activated this morning - as expected - and I grabbed it from my nightstand and started tapping the &amp;quot;Shut UP already!!&amp;quot; button, to no effect. Snooze didn't work. Nothing did anything - my alarm played on and on. So I put it back down, the &lt;i&gt;Zelda II: Adventure of Link&lt;/i&gt; theme still playing, trying to think of what was wrong... And then I realized: &lt;span class=&quot;spbar&quot; style=&quot;color:#000;background-color:#000;&quot;&gt;I was still asleep, and had never actually touched the phone, only dreaming that I had. So I finally woke up and abused the snooze for an hour and a half, and now here I am!&lt;/span&gt; #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/truestory&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;truestory&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</html>
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