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 <title>Jaelithe Triellis (binarywitchery)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jul-11 02:06:32 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Jaelithe Triellis (binarywitchery)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/986&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Steve D.&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;delc17&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; you're a guy who's in a long term relationship with his girlfriend Katherine, you've started discussing marriage.  You get dolefaced drunk and wake up with a blonde slut named Catherine.  During all of this, cheating men are dying mysteriously in their sleep and you start having potentially fatal nightmares</html>
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