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 <title>darkarchivist's status on Saturday, 27-Jul-13 13:00:19 UTC</title>
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Afterwords I came upon something more. A chest. A book. And a sacrifice.
Safety Flame had been destroyed, her skelton was at the center of a pentagram constructed of her intestines. A candle had been planted in each of her organs, at each point of the pentagram.

The book glowed with a black aura, mythic and cold.
I didnt want to know what was in the chest.

But I opened it anyway. Insid was a rifle, a list of instructions, and a coat.
The coat was made out of Safety's flesh and fur. As soon as i collected it, it wrapped around me and cememnted in place, growing to cover most of my body not including my head.
So I have pony fur now. And whats up with Twilight and these damn lists!
Magic shot out of the book and imbued within me a power i had not felt before. I blacked out.
And woke up to Hell on Equestria.</html>
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