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 <title>Chris Bell (mrdragon)'s status on Sunday, 17-Jul-11 21:38:59 UTC</title>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/2324&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Matthew Lynch&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;captlynch&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Tried it, just learn how heavy a object you can slam through tier face. That works for me most the time. JK, sometimes it works. Best one I had was when someone tried to ask me a cigarette. I walked round in circles asking them if they really wanted it, giving and taking it from and to them. Lasted about a minute or two. You know you win when your chasing them asking if they want a ciggy. Had the yard in fits it was funny as hell. Learnt it from a Collage teacher who did the same thing.</html>
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