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 <title>Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-13 16:49:56 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/29796&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;griffin&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;vcgriffin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; If you've ever been tackled, like, really actually plowed into by a dude that weighs three hundred pounds, then you know why the have the padding. I played ice hockey when I was thirteen, I was the biggest guy in the whole central Texas league, and I can honestly say that if I didn't have the padding then I would be a vegetable or something.</html>
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