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 <title>Pony (pony)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-13 22:11:21 UTC</title>
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 <html>Derpy was pulling a lawyer in an air chariot to Fillydelfia. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging Derpy to play a game of intelligence with him.

Derpy was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him 5 bits, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50 bits. The lawyer figured Derpy was so dumb, he could not lose, and the pegasus thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question &amp;quot;What is the distance between Equestria and the nearest star?&amp;quot;</html>
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