1.0 link Rainbow Dash Network http://rainbowdash.net/ Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin) http://rainbowdash.net/thelastgherkin http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3058350 There’s a stalled car on the northbound on-ramp to the Eastern Expressway just south of Route 800. Commuters should have little delays, as Highway Patrol is fiercely denying this report. In fact, police representatives have just issued a statement claiming that there are no cars <i>anywhere</i>, and, “What are you doing, talking about them, talking silly lies, you silly people? There are no cars! What is this fiction? Oh, please, do you seriously believe for a second? Wait. Wait! You thought that cars were <i>real?</i>&quot; The Highway Patrol continued, “Oh, that is rich.&quot;