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 <title>Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Thursday, 14-Nov-13 12:43:38 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)</author_name>
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 <html>Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Fix-My-Websites-Stream,&lt;br /&gt;this'll be the last ticket I ever send your ass&lt;br /&gt;It's been six months and still no fix - I don't deserve it?&lt;br /&gt;I know you got my last two emails;&lt;br /&gt;I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect&lt;br /&gt;So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it&lt;br /&gt;I'm on my phone right now, I'm posting furry porn onto public&lt;br /&gt;Hey Cerulean, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to dash?</html>
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