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 <title>clayinthecarpet's status on Saturday, 16-Nov-13 02:38:07 UTC</title>
 <author_name>clayinthecarpet</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/4320&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;RDN's Lucifer&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;nerthos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Okay, so, here's my problem: I am scared to death of horses. Like, real-life horses? Scared to death of them. I have this friend...who has tended to horses for years, until one day she had her KNEES FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM HER BODY BY A HORSE'S HIND HOOVES. Her knees...are no longer within her body. They're gone. They've been cleaved away. Do you understand this? Her knees are GONE.</html>
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