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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-13 01:10:29 UTC</title>
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 <html>Like what if I put suddenly dark twists in MY work like that? | Matt, Jonathan, and Sebastian were sitting outside Ponyville's local GameStop for the release of Call of Duty: Ghosts. Matt looked over, and saw Pinkie Pie hopping happily toward them. &lt;i&gt;Ugh, not this again,&lt;/i&gt; he thought. Pinkie stopped and grinned at them. She opened her mouth and said, &amp;quot;I killed my husband and three of my kids drunk driving three years ago and have been living with severe depression and suicidal tendencies ever since,&amp;quot; in her usual cheerful tone. Matt rolled his eyes.</html>
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