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 <title>Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Saturday, 08-Feb-14 13:57:42 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1089&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;BronieBrown&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;broniebrown&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; That seems backwards. Linux Updates: &amp;quot;Oh god, what's going to break this time?&amp;quot; VS Windows Update &amp;quot;Oh good, perhaps now I can use my machine on the internet for more than 10 minutes before someone exploits it&amp;quot;</html>
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