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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 22:31:55 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Matt (zeldatra)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/2706&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;a boring guy&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;mushi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Internet law #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/1&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;: You cannot be a straight white male who is perfectly comfortable with their gender. That is punishable by condemnation from the entire internet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Internet law #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/2&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;: You cannot, in any way, suggest that you do not hate the NSA. That is punishable by being swarmed with conspiracy theorists telling you how much of an idiot you are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Internet law #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/3&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;: If you're a brony, internet law #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/1&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; does not apply to you BUT it comes at the cost of having to make inappropriate forum posts constantly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Internet law #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/4&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;: You have to like Attack on Titan for some reason.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Internet law #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/5&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;: If you're an artist, you can't charge people for commissions or else you're a total asshole.</html>
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