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 <title>orungano (tiff)'s status on Thursday, 13-Feb-14 15:53:44 UTC</title>
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 <html>&amp;quot;wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming&amp;quot; hahaha</html>
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