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 <title>RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-14 04:55:44 UTC</title>
 <author_name>RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)</author_name>
 <author_url>http://rainbowdash.net/nerthos</author_url>
 <url>http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3313515</url>
 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/29830&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;William&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;awl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; @&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/27915&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Brendon&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;vt3c&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; This one guy, I think he was one of my mom's early boyfriends, was a drill sergeant. There was this recruit who was all &amp;quot;I can't do many pushups&amp;quot; so the guy grabbed a bayonet, stuk it in the ground, and put the recruit to do pushups on top of it. If his arms failed him, he'd be impaled. The recruit did all the pushups with haste.</html>
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