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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-14 21:41:34 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Matt (zeldatra)</author_name>
 <author_url>http://rainbowdash.net/zeldatra</author_url>
 <url>http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3317538</url>
 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/8494&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Crusader 8&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;prettypurpleprincesspublicprincesstimeline&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Step 1: Take anything and everything as a direct attack.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Step 2: Occasionally reblog stuff and go &amp;quot;oMG CAN'T BreATHE&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Step 3: If you see somebody who is straight, white, male, and perfectly happy with their sexuality and gender, attack them. They are directly oppressing you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Step 4: Be a crazed fan of H&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;omestuck, anime, or MLP. Pick your poison!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Step 5: Make four hundred posts about how much you hate men. If you are currently a man, you're gonna have to do something about that, 'cause dongs ain't allowed on Tumblr.</html>
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