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 <title>Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Friday, 28-Feb-14 10:39:57 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)</author_name>
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 <html>Dealing with everyday life surrounded by closed-minded people, I like to relax on the internet by pretending to be one of those closed-minded people. Maybe I'll make a fake tumblr account and tell someone that jesus didn't die on Easter 6000 years after the world was created so that they can lick a butthole. The internet is an amazing place.</html>
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