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 <title>Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-14 10:05:47 UTC</title>
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 <html>How to talk in a sexy way: Speak with the cadence of a wizened old man. Make sure to add gratuitous pauses in appropriately dramatic places. Pitch your voice lower so it comes out in a low rumble. There you go. You sound like a wizard.  A sexy wizard.</html>
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